SELLING A HOUSE: A PLAY IN 3 (CONTR)ACTS
By Phyllis Zatlin
WHERE’D YOU HIDE THE OIL TANK? (Contr)Act 2
I LOVE MY NEW HOME! (Contr)Act 3
Selling a house is easy, right? Particularly when the house is under
contract almost as soon as it goes on the market. What could go wrong? The
recently retired couple in this comedy learns the answer to that question not
once, but twice: a contract broken on the eve of closing, when the house is
bare, at the whim of the buyers; and
then a contract that they willingly dissolve because of an over- zealous house
inspector who convinces the buyers they must find a phantom oil tank. Will the
couple ever be able to relax in Florida in the condo of their dreams?
The three (Contr)Acts may be performed as one full-length play or as individual short works. In the first (Contr)Act, with 16 roles, a substantial use of doubling is possible. Several characters from the first (Contr)Act do not reappear, thus freeing actors for doubling in the second and third (Contr)Acts.
Most roles are not age specific and some are also not gender specific. Exceptions in the cast are:
1 elderly woman
1 man and 1 woman of retirement age
1 young woman (late 20s or early 30s)
In Contr(Act) 2 a couple improvise singing and dancing as they search for the hidden oil tank.
Several months elapse between the first and second and then the second
and third (Contr)Acts. For performance as one play, there can be one
intermission, following (Contr)Act 1.
The complete play may be performed with a single set with slight changes in furnishings for (Contr)Act 2 as compared to (Contr)Act 3.
Although loosely inspired by real events, SELLING A HOUSE is a fictional work and any resemblance between characters in the play and real people is purely coincidental. The action is set in Central New Jersey, but directors are free to change geographical references and shift the locale to that of their audiences. Character names may also be changed to fit the needs of a particular production.
HOUSE COOLING was given a staged reading on 20 Oct. 2019 in Sturgeon Bay, WI as part of a theatre festival sponsored by Isadoora Theatre’s Playwrights’ Collective (Dir. Richard Carlson).
Contact the author, Phyllis Zatlin, at email@example.com or call 920-823-2013. Phyllis Zatlin is a member of The Dramatists Guild. Her webpage is www.phylliszatlin.com.
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